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I wipe my hands off on my pants instead of my shirt 90% of the time, yet wash my shirts far more often than I wash my pants
my sister started singing “ugh let’s try something else NUMBER TWO” one day so i decided to make a full-length shitpost out of it
21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs
“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”
“Unalienable!”
“Inalienable!”I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC
“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”
“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!”
“WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”
“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”
This is a thing of beauty.
I-I found it???? The post???? The post™
imagine one for the new U.S. constitution
“why is the red line under Pensylvania”
“bc that’s not how it’s spelled alexander”
“I am like, 100% positive I spelled it right”
“Pennsylvania has two n’s”
“No???”
If philosophy was more like this today i would sign up immediately
Philosophy back then was something else
the ancestral shitposter
Alexander went to speak with Diogenes and offer him better living conditions and he responded by telling him to get out of his light
I’M DOING AN EXPERIMENT
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACESLIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
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